And the 2008 Curmudgeon Award goes to....

....my neighbor, an older gentleman whose car gained this recent addition to the bumper:
At first, I wasn't quite sure what this message was supposed to mean. As far as I can interpret it, he really doesn't like tailgaters. So much so, that he felt it necessary to plaster this sentiment in large white letters across his entire rear bumper. I suppose if you're determined to be cranky, a small yet rude bumper sticker just won't cut it. There's no sense in doing things half-way, right?

It's either that, or a lot of people have been pestering him about air travel.